Hi Anthony, Hope you had a great day at school! This bowl is for you.

POLICY CHANGE Hi Anthony, Hope you had a great day at school! This bowl is for you. Feel free to do whatever you would like with this bowl. Eat cereal out of it, eat pasta out of it, make some oatmeal and put it in the bowl, wear it as a hat, or jerk off in the bowl. We quite frankly don't care what you do with the bowl. But its your one and only bowl so take care of it. The bowl is tagged with an A {Go ahead and flip the bowl over to see} so that we can identify it as your bowl. Watch the sink over the next few weeks and you will realize that you were the only one using all of the bowls and then not cleaning them. If you prove your responsibility with this bowl then we will open up more bowls for your usage. Any questions please feel free to shoot us an email 

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