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When you see something online you weren't supposed to see

All right now pretend that this shoe is an unboned chicken, actually i'm vegan, then pretend this shoe is whatever you people eat, maybe it is a shoe

Like where does she keep getting these weapons, that outfit has no pockets

So i said to mummy, if my lunchbox is not entirely organic by monday i'm calling social services, quite frankly, sophie if you don't i will

How dare you say that to my face, well i'd say it behind your back but my car's only got a half a tank of gas

If you ever feel lonely, never forget that curiosity is programmed to sing happy birthday to itself every year

So let's have a pizza with extra cheese, no anchovies, if you please, no crack, no smack, no angel dust