I dont know why i drink, i always either get laid or fired, i have to start drinking, i like those odds March 28, 2015 i always either get laid or fired +2 I dont know why i drink i have to start drinking i like those odds i always either get laid or fired I dont know why i drink i have to start drinking i like those odds
How is it i detest every article of clothing i own, but when i want to throw something away, i develop this deep sentimental relationship with it March 15, 2015 but when i want to throw something away +1 How is it i detest every article of clothing i own i develop this deep sentimental relationship with it but when i want to throw something away How is it i detest every article of clothing i own i develop this deep sentimental relationship with it
The less i know about other people's affairs, the happier i am, i'm not interested about caring about people, i once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name, best friend i ever had, we still never talk sometimes March 15, 2015 best friend i ever had +3 i once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name the happier i am The less i know about other people's affairs we still never talk sometimes best friend i ever had i once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name the happier i am The less i know about other people's affairs we still never talk sometimes
Look at me i'm a grad student i'm 30 years old and i made $600 last year, bart don't make fun of grad students, they just made a terrible life choice March 15, 2015 bart don't make fun of grad students +1 Look at me i'm a grad student i'm 30 years old and i made $600 last year they just made a terrible life choice bart don't make fun of grad students Look at me i'm a grad student i'm 30 years old and i made $600 last year they just made a terrible life choice
Delivering chinese food all day can be depressing, like when people yell out food's here, as if they have a family but i know they are alone March 15, 2015 +1 as if they have a family but i know they are alone Delivering chinese food all day can be depressing like when people yell out food's here as if they have a family but i know they are alone Delivering chinese food all day can be depressing like when people yell out food's here
How are we supposed to spot kristen with all this smoke, use the wipers March 13, 2015 How are we supposed to spot kristen with all this smoke + use the wipers How are we supposed to spot kristen with all this smoke use the wipers
Wisest jedi ever to live, gets his mind blown by a flashlight March 13, 2015 gets his mind blown by a flashlight + Wisest jedi ever to live gets his mind blown by a flashlight Wisest jedi ever to live
What are cooties, when i was a boy that's what we called the germs you got from girls, you mean like chlamydia? March 13, 2015 What are cooties +1 when i was a boy that's what we called the germs you got from girls you mean like chlamydia? What are cooties when i was a boy that's what we called the germs you got from girls you mean like chlamydia?
Congress should wear jackets like nascar drivers, so we can know who bought them March 11, 2015 Congress should wear jackets like nascar drivers + so we can know who bought them Congress should wear jackets like nascar drivers so we can know who bought them
$26000, do you know how many songs i have to write to make back that much money, one March 11, 2015 $26000 +1 do you know how many songs i have to write to make back that much money one $26000 do you know how many songs i have to write to make back that much money one
What's your phobia, manual labour March 11, 2015 manual labour +0 What's your phobia manual labour What's your phobia
Em clarkson, bbc please take him back, he's started cooking March 11, 2015 bbc please take him back Em clarkson + he's started cooking bbc please take him back Em clarkson he's started cooking
15 seasons mostly aired on public tv, has uploaded every episode to youtube March 02, 2015 15 seasons mostly aired on public tv + has uploaded every episode to youtube 15 seasons mostly aired on public tv has uploaded every episode to youtube
Tell me sir mittens, what does mine kingdom think of me, they appear to tolerate you, your grace, marvelous March 02, 2015 marvelous Tell me sir mittens +2 they appear to tolerate you what does mine kingdom think of me your grace marvelous Tell me sir mittens they appear to tolerate you what does mine kingdom think of me your grace
A student at philadelphia university has created a batman costume that can withstand punches, machetes, and baseball bats, in fact the only thing it can't withstand is his father's disappointment March 02, 2015 +2 A student at philadelphia university has created a batman costume that can withstand punches and baseball bats in fact the only thing it can't withstand is his father's disappointment machetes A student at philadelphia university has created a batman costume that can withstand punches and baseball bats in fact the only thing it can't withstand is his father's disappointment machetes
Okay here, a napkin, turn it over, to sheldon live long and prosper leonard nimoy, sorry the napkin's dirty he wiped his mouth with it, i posses the dna of leonard nimoy, all i need is a healthy ovum and i can grow my own leonard nimoy, all i'm giving you is the napkin sheldon March 02, 2015 all +2 all i need is a healthy ovum and i can grow my own leonard nimoy i posses the dna of leonard nimoy sorry the napkin's dirty he wiped his mouth with it all all i need is a healthy ovum and i can grow my own leonard nimoy i posses the dna of leonard nimoy sorry the napkin's dirty he wiped his mouth with it