My dearest Emily

I came by tonight to retrieve your tooth and leave your payment - however, because of the condition of your bedroom, i had a horrible time even getting to your bed safely. Once there, i was unable to locate the tooth pillow due to the amount of pillows, blankets, and bodies on your bed. I will have to come by on a different night - perhaps you can take the time between now and then to properly clean and organize your room. I bet if you ask your mother nicely, she will even help you to do it. Much love, The Tooth Fairy.

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