My girlfriend's a developing psychopath

Derpin on computer when suddenly... A wild gf appears.
Baby, baby, it's awful, i feel so sad! What's wrong babe? Come here, it's okay?
My friend tricked me today and showed me this awful video of dogs and cats being tortured and killed, it was awful, i feel so bad! It's okay, we still have our dog and it's happy and healthy thanks to you. You are one amazing girlfriend and compassionate human being!
Okay... thanks baby i feel a lot better. Le long silenve i can tell she's thinking about something. Something else wrong herp?
Wanna watch it with me again? Wat?? I wanna see it again!

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