My girlfriend is retarded

Me waking up after a power nap walking into the kitchen.
Hey want some dinner its really good. Sure whats in it?
Hmm some rice, ground beef, lettuce and tomatoes.
Hey babe i thought u were a vegetarian.
Of course i am, just because it has the word beef in it doesn't mean its from a cow, the guy at the supermarket said this one is from the ground.

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