I can never shop there ever again

Giant bag of groceries. 
Your total is 126.42. Okay, lemme just get out my wallet.
Mother of God, no! I've left my wallet at home! No no no!
Everyone will watch while i have to put everything back! It will be humiliating! What should i do?
Do you have an atm? Sure sweetie! just outside!
Okay. I'll be right back... Don't go anywhere, haha..
I can never shop there ever again.

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